Miss Vee is sixty, sassy, and trans. After finding a Roma caravan, she decides that camping is in order toot sweet!
Miss Vee and her besties, married couple Jaqi and Luci Crow, decide to take a long weekend and test out Vee's new vardo.
The beautiful trailer park on the website was a lie, there are no amenities, no beach, and no refunds!
When Victor, the bald chihuahua, finds a sneaker to play with and Vee finds its owner's body nearby, things go from awful to bloody awful. Now the Provincial Police and the RCMP are battling their way to the top of the useless cops championship. And Vee is losing her ladylike patience.
Fortunately, there's handsome and charming Carl, who takes a real interest in Vee. But when people start disappearing, What's a lady to do?